For those of you who thought that McCain would be safe once we admitted to having Obama in our clutches, you were wrong. As usual. We left plenty of signs such as voting with Bush (who we already “control”) over 90% of the time, and that whole “Old McCain”, “New McCain” business. When will you…
Month: October 2008
Yeah, it’s true…Obama works for us.
With the presidential election just weeks away, we at the Illuminati have decided that it would be joyously insidious to dispel some myths and release some well known Illuminati insider information about Barack Obama. Now without further adieu… Obama Was Not Born in Hawaii After people have so fervently defended Obama’s birth certificate, I can…
Realtor-Bots: The Cluster Bunny Continues…
In the beginning, there was land. And on that land there stood shelter. And lo the occupant of that shelter shouted to the heavens, “I covet a bigger shelter.” And the heavens responded by sending unto the people a special kind of unholy being. A Realtor. Okay, so that’s not quite how it happened. But…