There are a lot of books and websites out there giving you tips on how to be productive. Give those assholes two stiff middle fingers and only pay attention to my advice.
Month: November 2017
Your Facebook Statuses Make You A Shitty Hire
We get a lot of applications for employment here. It’s a very cushy job. You don’t even have to have a sense of morality. So, I feel the need to tell you that we pre-screen applications based on your Facebook behavior. We have a whole department dedicated to it. I told them to forward me…
Black Friday Illuminati Drinking Game
Black Friday might be a huge shopping day for you, or maybe you stay in. For us? We sit back and watch society devolve all on its own. It’s the only day where we shut down our main office and hold viewing parties for bad behavior that you can’t even blame on us. Okay, that’s…
I got a menial job, you guys!
And then I quit. There was about six years worth of stuff in-between. So anyway, I got me a domain name. That’s right, kids! No more free WordPress hosting for the Illuminati. We’ve gone professional and shit. Unfortunately, this makes me more visible to people like you…but that’s just a reality I’ll have to learn…