YOU BLOKKED ME ON FACEBOOK
THAT WASNT NICE
I JUST WANNA TELL YOU
WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
YOU LET THE OTHER KIDS DO IT.
I WANT SMALLER PAWS OR BIGGER KEYBOARD. THESE TAP THINGS DONT WORK RIGHT.
I WANT A PONIE. FOR FRIENDS NOT FOR FOOD SO MAKE SHUR ITS NOT BITCHY LIKE LAST ONE
i wanT TO KNOW WHERE THE BACK SPACE IS
I WANT A SNOMAN THAT COMES ALIVE AND SINGS DIRTY SONGS
WHUT IS 4CHAN AND WHY CANT I PLAY THERE. IS IT O,LY FOR CHANS. IS THAT CHINESE. DO I HAVE TO BE CHINESE. MAKE ME CHINESE FOR THE CHANS.
I WANT A SITE CALLED RIBBIT SO I CAN TELL EVERY BODY WHO CROAKED EVERY DAY. NO MORE OF THIS WORD PRESSY SHIT CUZ WEBHICK WONT LET ME POST ALL THE THINGS I WANT.
I WANT PAW WARMRRS.
I WANT BUNNY EARS ON MY HEAD.
I WANT A BIG PRO-PANE TANK IN MY ROOM.
BIRD SEED. YOU KNOW WHY.
MOAR COAL. IT SETTLES MY TUMMY.
SUBSCRPTION TO REDTUBE. THE NAKED PEOPLE WONT SHOW UP ANYMORE. SAYS THEY BLOCKED ME. IF I PAY THEY WILL HAVE TO UNBLOCK.
PEACE OUT
Santa has a Facebook account?
Very much so.
I wonder what he posts.
Uh, stuff about Christmas. He doesn’t have any hobbies or anything.
But Christmas is only one day. What about the rest of the year?
Merry Christmas, by the way.
He probably bangs elves or something.
Merry Christmas.
Wouldn’t that be hypocritical since Santa would probably give coal to kids who “bang” shorter kids?
Elves are just little adults with pointy ears. Otherwise, the skirts on female elves are just criminal.
He’d still give coal to kids who bang short adults so it’s still hypocritical.
Since kids can’t give consent, it’d be a real dick move to punish the victims.
But isn’t Santa obligated to do everything he can to be on the nice list?
SNTA BLOCKED ME ON THE FACEBOOKS.
HES NOT ON THE NICE LIST
Adults would rather be on the naughty list 😉
Why would they want to receive coal?
I feel like missing the joke.
…
What does bang mean?
Is it not “hit repeatedly into the wall”?
I’d be careful with your answer. Feel free to lie.
(Fun fact: I am 14)
Fun fact: you’ll get the jokes when you’re older.
Okay.
FUN THINGS LIKE PICTURES OF SNOW AND A SKELTON IN A HAT AND THINGS
I just watched The Nightmare Before Christmas yesterday and it was lovely!