Too many people focus on the story about misfits having something important to give back to society. Don’t. It’s all a lie. Being weird is not some kind of badge of honor. Being special only makes you annoying. And having a giant glowing tumor mounted on the end of your snout that whistles of its…
I’m trying my hand at click-bait titles today. PRAISE ME. Anyway, I was hopping around Amazon for no other reason than to look for terrible awesome gifts to give my anemic, vegan minions and I found a product that simply makes my black little heart soar like a hamster tied to a helium balloon. SLOTDOG…
You spend 16 hours a day at work, so you should be comfortable. Whether it offends someone else’s sensibilities doesn’t matter. They’re not in your skin. They don’t know what it’s like to look in the mirror and see…that…every day. Whether you like to attend important meetings in club-wear or your team’s bowling outfit shouldn’t…
Not the exercise, we’ve already covered how horrible exercise that is. No, I’m talking about cross-training at work. It’s annoying and accomplishes nothing. Look, when I take an intern who knows nothing about feeding The Wolverpus and have him feed The Wolverpus, do you know what happens? Right. Chewed beyond recognition. All that time I…
I’m honestly really tired of other sites giving you all these healthy living tips that were not sanctioned by my organization. They should honestly know better considering that I’m the one to determine the drug ratios in their water supply. Well, they don’t necessarily know about that. Especially what I’ve done to their bottled water. …