I was honestly not going to write anything today. I’ve been busy spiking romaine lettuce with E.coli, announcing store closures and then there’s that whole blizzard thing on the east coast. Busy week. But then while I pouring boiling hot maple syrup over an intern’s backside, it occurred to me that what we all really…
Month: January 2018
I Have My Own Scheduling Assistant
My schedule isn’t necessarily busy enough to warrant it, but it’s nice to not have to think about where to fit in the various necessities of life. I used to keep my own schedule but I would plan then re-plan my day so often that the eraser would eventually go right through the page. My…
Theme Change!
New year, new look? Unfortunately, yes. Two months ago, I went through the trauma of losing the Contempt WordPress theme. I eventually found a new theme that was very much in my wheelhouse: Big Brother. But, I hadn’t received an update in two months, and a niggling little part of me wanted to know why. …
You Didn’t Join the Illuminati
I happened across a blog post in the WordPress Reader titled I Joined The Illuminati?! and I feel the need to clarify for this poor person (and everyone else) what their status with the Illuminati really is. I guess I could have done this in a reply or something but I need to write something…
Top 4 Illuminati Hangover Cures
As I look around the office, all I see are people with their heads down on their desks, groaning at the slightest noise. But today, on the mother of all hangover days, they’re also losing their breakfast every fifteen minutes. It’s a chorus of yak. You’d think that being all-knowing and all-powerful would mean that…