While browsing my favorite Illuminati forum this morning, someone once again brought up the relationship between American lawyers and the British government and given that the Queen of England is stopping by later for a spot of tea and a round of paintball…I suppose I should comment. For those of you without your handbook and…
Author: webhick
You Can Be an Illuminati, too.
April 1st. The one time of year that the general population can screw with each other, much the same way we screw with you. But please keep the following in mind: You are no longer allowed to use the “Delusional Contortion Gun”. We now reserve that for the kids at Christmas time. Fuzzy handcuffs can…
Open Season on Moonbats
Twenty-five years ago, when the Moonbats were having difficulty maintaining their wave generator, we signed a treaty that allowed them to troubleshoot the problem directly from Earth. It has been a long-held belief that the reason why moonbats never populated our planet was due to the inability to survive here. Now, we discover, that it…