The Illuminati are well aware of the controversy surrounding Obama’s Oath of office and we thought we’d take a moment to give you an idea of what went wrong, and how we fixed it. Still bitter about McCain’s loss this past November, and not satisfied with having Vince Offer kick Obama’s ass in pageviews on…
Care Bears
You Demented Freaks
I love you. I really do. I’m not screwing with you, either. After WordPress upgraded to 2.7, something which I never cared to notice became hilariously apparent. When it comes to the two most popular posts on this blog, between our Obama announcement and our expose on Vince Offer – Obama nabbed 61% of the…
Wait…you didn’t think McCain was safe, did you?
For those of you who thought that McCain would be safe once we admitted to having Obama in our clutches, you were wrong. As usual. We left plenty of signs such as voting with Bush (who we already “control”) over 90% of the time, and that whole “Old McCain”, “New McCain” business. When will you…