Do you want to make money? Do you want to be popular? Do you want to go down in history? Well, the Illuminati can help! Just send your left nut to the address shown on the back of your secret imploder ring, and you’ll receive a packet on accomplishing the above tasks by showing you…
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You Can Be an Illuminati, too.
April 1st. The one time of year that the general population can screw with each other, much the same way we screw with you. But please keep the following in mind: You are no longer allowed to use the “Delusional Contortion Gun”. We now reserve that for the kids at Christmas time. Fuzzy handcuffs can…