I’m not going to mince words here, folks: I’m really angry with a pickle right now. For years, R&D has been working on making a penis that can sing and we were upstaged by a pickle… years ago. That’s right, I’m talking about the Yodeling Pickle. No one can quite understand the frustration of being…
I’m trying my hand at click-bait titles today. PRAISE ME. Anyway, I was hopping around Amazon for no other reason than to look for terrible awesome gifts to give my anemic, vegan minions and I found a product that simply makes my black little heart soar like a hamster tied to a helium balloon. SLOTDOG…