Last we left my final week in retail, the registers failed, the guns were down, the intercom system only half worked and some guy named John was trying to figure out where the water was coming in. I changed the names to protect the terminally stupid and honestly forgot who John was supposed to be. …
I warned you that I would be back with more and yet here you are. You can’t get enough. Under normal circumstances, we were plagued with equipment failure. For instance, we had a printer that would jam constantly. We had an inventory gun that wouldn’t scan things more than a few inches away and would…
As you are already aware, I did a six-year stint as an undercover operative in a menial job. This was by choice, as I thought I could do a lot of damage in a short period of time. Needless to say I did. Retail was flying high when I started and now all the companies…