Too many people focus on the story about misfits having something important to give back to society. Don’t. It’s all a lie. Being weird is not some kind of badge of honor. Being special only makes you annoying. And having a giant glowing tumor mounted on the end of your snout that whistles of its…
Jens over at FreeDumb of Expression brought up some good points regarding Santa, so I decided that it’s time I reveal Christmas for what it is: an Illuminati plot to make a good part of your year completely unbearable. Or at least to those who celebrate Christmas. Don’t worry, we’re going after Hanukkah next. You…