Everyone’s supposed to do this right? ::shrug:: Okay, so I guess I need to bring up some of our more spectacular successes and failures in 2017. We Found the Evil Government Weather Machine As some of you are already aware, it went missing somewhere in Canada in 2014. We honestly thought that transporting it in…
weather machine
You Can Be an Illuminati, too.
April 1st. The one time of year that the general population can screw with each other, much the same way we screw with you. But please keep the following in mind: You are no longer allowed to use the “Delusional Contortion Gun”. We now reserve that for the kids at Christmas time. Fuzzy handcuffs can…