I generally run the Illuminati, and by that I mean I tend to lock myself in the boardroom and forge memos. As an organization, we play it a little fast and loose with the rules, so I know I’ll never be reprimanded for it. As a matter of fact, I just gave myself another raise.
Anyway, I get bored at work a lot and it’s not like they’re going to fire me…so I started a blog. I did take some time off for six years since I might have accidentally left a tiny amount of nuclear waste behind the cappuccino maker in the breakroom. For thirty years. And when my bosses found out, they made me get a job in retail. FOR SIX YEARS.
So glad to be back, you guys! Keep getting angry over shit you can’t control!