Just yesterday, during the annual Multi-National Coordination and Manipulation Protocol Conference, I was flipping through my Illuminati “Motivational” Tools mail-order catalog in the hope of finding some entertaining equipment to furnish my office. Many items stood out – some of which I will buy, some of which I will fantasize about – so I thought…
Month: May 2008
Pawn Your Children
We at the Illuminati would like to thank everyone who is participating or has participated in the Pawn Your Children campaign. Last year’s turnout was outstanding, and this year’s is looking to be even better. For those of you not aware of the campaign who would like to join up, I’ve outlined the following tips…
Puppies and Kitties and People I Pity
It’s that time of year again, the time of year when every fiber of my being fills with so much joy that I very nearly implode in a subatomic wave of Turkish toenails and pomegranates. Yes, it’s time to torture the interns who are still in the building…I mean evaluate their performance and assist them…