Play along, my friends, or don your tin foil beanie and pretend that I can’t reach you.
Just when I finished the last round of antibiotics, I managed to pick this up from ElfNinosMom over at Adventures In Frickintardistan. Honey, go to the free clinic to get this taken care of before you spread it further.
Directions: Share ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 20 something things about your friends, and let them learn 20-something things about you
- Do you like blue cheese? Only with pink cheese since it turns purple.
- Have you ever smoked? One time, when some intern went ape-shit and tried to light me on fire, I smoked a bit.
- Do you own a gun? You mean, like, with bullets? Are you counting gerbils as bullets?
- What flavor Kool Aid was your favorite? Soylent green.
- What do you think of hot dogs? I’m thinking that you don’t know what I really put in them.
- Favorite Christmas movie? Gremlins. Definitely Gremlins.
- What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Virgin blood.
- Can you do push ups? Look, just tell me how many you want me to do and I’ll find a suitable intern to threaten into doing them for me.
- What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? Shock collar.
- Favorite hobby? Pushing Buttons.
- Do you have A. D. D? When you’re in charge, it’s not ADD, it’s mental multi-tasking.
- Do you wear glasses/contacts? I wore a dish set once in 1985. It didn’t end well.
- Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment: My coffee doesn’t have enough sugar in it. Why does that intern have to scream so loudly? If he doesn’t shut up soon, I’m going to throw another cup at him.
- Name 3 drinks you regularly? Regularly what? Drug? That’s easy. Booze, coffee, tap water.
- Favorite place to be? Any place where I can look down on everyone.
- Where would you like to go? Hell, and back. But I’ve been banned for breaking the rules, so whatever. Lucy, the Dark Lord, is a big, fat wuss.
- What color shirt are you wearing? You assume I’m wearing one.
- Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Only if they don’t have Wrinkles on them. Man, that dude is creepy.
- Can you whistle? Don’t be dirty.
- Where are you now? My favorite place.
- Would you be a pirate? I already am.
- What songs do you sing in the shower? “The Song That Never Ends,” which is most notably from “Lamb Chop’s Play-Along”
- What is in your pocket right now? Angry villagers with pitchforks.
- Last thing that made you laugh? The look on the last intern’s face as I fed him to the Wolverpus.
- Random odd thing. Garden gnomes fart. Go ahead and prove me wrong. I guarantee you’ll be hauled off to the nuthouse before you get that far.
- How many TVs do you have in your house? House?