DEAR SANTA

YOU BLOKKED ME ON FACEBOOK

THAT WASNT NICE

I JUST WANNA TELL YOU

WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

YOU LET THE OTHER KIDS DO IT.

I WANT SMALLER PAWS OR BIGGER KEYBOARD. THESE TAP THINGS DONT WORK RIGHT.

I WANT A PONIE. FOR FRIENDS NOT FOR FOOD SO MAKE SHUR ITS NOT BITCHY LIKE LAST ONE

i wanT TO KNOW WHERE THE BACK SPACE IS

I WANT A SNOMAN THAT COMES ALIVE AND SINGS DIRTY SONGS

WHUT IS 4CHAN AND WHY CANT I PLAY THERE. IS IT O,LY FOR CHANS. IS THAT CHINESE. DO I HAVE TO BE CHINESE. MAKE ME CHINESE FOR THE CHANS.

I WANT A SITE CALLED RIBBIT SO I CAN TELL EVERY BODY WHO CROAKED EVERY DAY. NO MORE OF THIS WORD PRESSY SHIT CUZ WEBHICK WONT LET ME POST ALL THE THINGS I WANT.

I WANT PAW WARMRRS.

I WANT BUNNY EARS ON MY HEAD.

I WANT A BIG PRO-PANE TANK IN MY ROOM.

BIRD SEED. YOU KNOW WHY.

MOAR COAL. IT SETTLES MY TUMMY.

SUBSCRPTION TO REDTUBE. THE NAKED PEOPLE WONT SHOW UP ANYMORE. SAYS THEY BLOCKED ME. IF I PAY THEY WILL HAVE TO UNBLOCK.

PEACE OUT


18 thoughts on “DEAR SANTA

          1. Elves are just little adults with pointy ears. Otherwise, the skirts on female elves are just criminal.

          2. Why would they want to receive coal?
            I feel like missing the joke.

            What does bang mean?
            Is it not “hit repeatedly into the wall”?

            I’d be careful with your answer. Feel free to lie.
            (Fun fact: I am 14)

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