I love you. I really do. I’m not screwing with you, either.
After WordPress upgraded to 2.7, something which I never cared to notice became hilariously apparent. When it comes to the two most popular posts on this blog, between our Obama announcement and our expose on Vince Offer – Obama nabbed 61% of the pageviews while Vince is at 39% and climbing quickly.
It brings tears of happiness that renegade leprechaun and infomercial pitchman, Vince, has a shot in hell of beating out the most famous shape-shifting lizard in the United States, Obama. And you… YES, YOU made this all happen. The Care Bear rebel faction has specifically asked that you put in extra effort to make sure that Vince beats Obama’s ass in pageviews. Pointless Vengeance will be theirs!
So be sure to let all your insignificant little friends know that Vince is the bomb and point them to the blog entry so we can appease the rebel faction. If we don’t they will not enter another candidate into the race and we’ll miss out on a more entertaining car crash in 2012.